so you mean to tell me that guys can get a ton of condoms for free
but i’m still paying like $10 for tampons/pads a month
even tho i did not sign the terms and conditions for this ‘menstruation’ shit for the next 30 years?
guys dont HAVE to have sex u know
but sure lets make sure they’ve got everything they need
cus i definitely love using the last of my money on shit to make sure i dont BLEED RIVERS ALL OVER THE PLACE AND RUIN ALL MY CLOTHES
just imagine a room full of dads all wearing polo shirts and sneakers telling awful jokes to each other and they all find it hilarious
Oh god my dad would be in that room
you walk into the room and go: “dad please let’s go home i am hungry”
and they all turn around collectively and chant: “HI HUNGRY I’M DAD”
He told me:
If you want to cut yourself,
then you’re going to take my arm,
look me in the eyes,
and cut as many times as you would yourself.
I told him:
I couldn’t hurt you like that.
and then I understood.